So, yes, it has been almost two years since I last had a sip of booze blogging. It’s been so long that the original boozymcguzzles.com domain expired and was snatched right out from under me. But it’s okay! I’ve got a new domain and new business behind the scenes! Things are the real deal right now, man!

So, what have I been up to since 2007? Well…

• I underwent a four and a half month period of sobriety in the beginning of 2008. It started as a month-long experiment to see if I could do it (“Straightedguary”), and then I decided to turn it into a serious time for growing and learning things about myself, so I went from New Years until my birthday. So that was Straightedguary, Sobruary, Parch, Teetapril, and I Didn’t Think of a Name for May Because I Was Only Sober 9 Days Into It. I grew and changed as a person! But don’t worry, I’m still a drunk.
• I drank many, many more absinthes, to the point where I could possibly be considered some sort of fiend. I even drank Marilyn Manson’s absinthe. It was good! Review possibly forthcoming.
• I invented several cocktails, the recipes of which will be appearing here.
• I went on two trips out to California to have wild times in wine country.
• And most recently, I started infusing my own liquors.

So, plenty of drinking has been done. And plenty more will occur! I’m going to expand the focus of this blog a bit, to more than just reviews. These days sometimes I actually go out places to drink, so I might just talk about that. The point is, I’m back, and drunker than ever.

The purpose of this blog is for me to record my thoughts on the things I drink. This is mostly because, due to years of alcohol abuse and other unrelated brain damage, every time I go the liquor store, I’m left going… uh… what was that one thing I liked again?

I love wine, beer, and many other sorts of booze, and that is why I like to treat them as fun, and not with the seriousness one usually affords a poetry reading.

Cheers!